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Scrappleface:  “With his health care agenda on the back burner in the wake of Republican Sen.-elect Scott Brown’s election in Massachusetts, President Obama plans to use Wednesday night’s State of the Union address to unveil sweeping employment-reform legislation that would provide a good job to every American regardless of his ability to work, [...]

Scrappleface:  “President Obama today announced his plan to add ‘choice and competition’ to the World Series of Major League Baseball by adding a ‘public team’ to the traditional end-of-season championship duel. . . . Players on the public team must meet a stringent set of regulations, outlined in a 2,700-page codebook, that ensures [...]

Scrappleface:  “Obama administration pay czar Kenneth R. Feinberg announced today that, in addition to severely slashing paychecks of top executives at firms which the federal government bailed out, he would also limit them to a single daily trip to the ‘all you can eat’ buffet in the company cafeteria.”

Scrappleface:  “Following President Obama’s visionary speech to the United Nations Tuesday, the U.N. Security Council today passed a resolution altering human nature to comport with ‘Obama’s hope-saturated view of our global future.’  The measure comes a day after the council adopted a resolution aimed at ‘ridding the world of nuclear armaments, and replacing [...]

Scrappleface:  “After a series of hidden-camera videos showed employees of the community organizing group known as the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now in several cities offering advice on how to dodge tax laws to set up a brothel, ACORN’s chief executive officer said the organization would conduct a top-to-bottom review of [...]

Scrappleface:  “White House sources said today that President Obama may soon propose legislation that would save Americans billions of dollars each year while improving service by creating a ‘public option’ version of the federal government.  The new entity would introduce ‘choice and competition’ to the lethargic big-government market, currently dominated in many areas of the [...]